Best Lines in Istanbul

The merchants of Istanbul are imaginative in their attempts to lure us into their stores. Here is a sampling of the best lines so far:

"Can I help you...spend your money?"

"Hello ladies, welcome to paradise."

"Hello Spice Girls"

"How can I change your world?"

"Can I hassle..er...I mean, help you?"

"Are you spicy girls?"

"Hello, I am here"

It usually brings out a smile from us. Today we spent our day in Taksim wandering down a shopping street - Istiklal Caddesi and then to the Grand Bazaar. I think my shopping limit has been reached.